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A businessman sends his wife a fax :

"To my dear wife:

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54
years can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a
good wife.

Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the
fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in
the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room
table :

"My dear husband:

I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take
this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michel, my tennis coach, who like your
secretary, who is also 18 years old.

As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation ... Although with one
small difference:

18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18 .... and therefore I won't be
back before lunchtime tomorrow! A big kiss from your wife, who really
understands you ...."